This was probably the lowest-dollar faggot I've ever used, but since it's my first time back in over two years, I'll consider it a warm-up.  It's still amusing to watch faggots make fools of themselves - and to pay for the privilege.  lol...  The fag didn't want his "real" username on here, so I've given him a better name that he fully deserves:  stoopid fag. [4:10:28 PM] stoopid fag: I'm around now, Sir [4:10:53 PM] HumiliatingYou: Ah, good.  What's on that little mind of yours lately? [4:11...

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Been awhile since I've posted one of my chats.  It still cracks me up when these jackasses IM me out of the blue like this...   dumbfag130301: Hello SIR. AndYouLookStupid: Hello idiot. dumbfag130301: How are You SIR? ...

One of my favorites losers is some dork in Canada who gets off on buying my garbage.  Today, he bought an apple core ($15), half of an english muffin ($10), and a crusty paper towel that I used yesterday to wipe up my cum ($20).  Oh - and shipping for $10.  lol...  What a fuckin dickwad.   faggot AC: Hello Sir AndYouLookStupid: Hey dipshit.  What's up? faggot AC: hello Sir! ...

Spent about 30 minutes talking to this depraved faggot from New York City.  He wants to make money for me on Craigslist.  How much should I charge guys for his hole?  10 bucks - maybe?  lol...

This moron has been chatting me up for months.  I usually don't waste much time with him because he's essentially a broke faggot, but once in a while I do get something out of him.     Pushover Foot Loser: Would You allow it to give You a few dollars more, Perfect Superior? It recently came into a windfall, and could use the cash, but... AndYouLookStupid: Sure, jackass.  Send it as an Amazon Gift Card to:  [email protected] Pushover Foot Loser: Guess I'll eat stale bread for another week. ...

If only every faggot could be this entertaining...     faggot_dm: hi SIR AndYouLookStupid: lol..  I'm still laughing about our conversation the other day. faggot_dm: and You get that i am a scumhole ...

Here's my latest chat with faggot_dm.  Usually he spends his time (and money) talking about all of the assholes he's licked.  Recently, he tried a new sex act.  It didn't work out so well for him.  LOL ******************************************************************************************************************************* faggot_dm: hi SIR AndYouLookStupid: Hey stupid!  I wondered what happened to you. faggot_dm: i got crazy busy at work, and then my urge to be a loser got too strong a...

How pathetic.  This faggot said he was looking for "friends", so he paid me $80 to watch and encourage him to get high.  Moron.   And then the dumbass passed out after about 30 minutes.  lol...     party fag: just feeling like an addict fagtard AndYouLookStupid: LOL.  I'm sure you're just being yourself. party fag: exactly ...

There's so many stupid faggots out there, I can't keep track of them, but here's one of my latest conversations with one of them: another dumb fag: Wow, hvnt seen You online in awhile! AndYouLookStupid: Been busy. AndYouLookStupid: Missed me? another dumb fag: Well I've noticed Your name on my list & wonder abt You, yes...I think Your absence made Hou irresistible to contact. ...

Here are some excerpts from my conversation with the dumb French faggot (living in Belgium) named 'fagbru".  (Stupid name, by the way.  Ha.) fagbru: i think you have the best attitude fagbru: what will be for you the best use of money slave AndYouLookStupid: I'd use your money to buy something for my truck - either an accessory or a tank of gas.   fagbru: great ...

In this conversation, "Bxxxx" is his name, "Mxxx" is my name.  It's long, but since I've gotten positive feedback from loser slaves on my conversations, I figured I'd post the whole thing. faggot_bw: hello Sir AndYouLookStupid: Hey asshole. AndYouLookStupid: What's up with you? faggot_bw: my dick, whenever i chat with You AndYouLookStupid: lol... Typical. You should jack off with Ben Gay. AndYouLookStupid: I'd even buy it for you with the money left on the gift card you sent me. faggot_bw: lol...

I've gotta say...  This is one of my favorite faggots.  It's almost always small amounts - this time it was $30 - but he's so damn loyal.  He's like a sweet puppy - but unlike a real puppy, I enjoy kicking this one.     faggot_rb: yes Master AndYouLookStupid: Hey homo faggot_rb: Hello Superior Mastergod, how are YOU SIR? I m still working so will have to leave properly ...

It's small change, but I still find these faggot compulsions so damn interesting.  Just have to share the exchanges. faggot_vk: hi sir AndYouLookStupid: Hey stupid. faggot_vk: Hi God AndYouLookStupid: lol... AndYouLookStupid: Yeah, the 'god' who laughs at you. AndYouLookStupid: What did you think about our conversation yesterday? faggot_vk: it was good sir AndYouLookStupid: Good. I'm glad you feel good about being ripped off. faggot_vk: I am grateful sir AndYouLookStupid: lol... Loser. AndYo...

Really, you've gotta laugh at them. Took about 45 minutes to get $112 out of this one, but his compulsive drive to lose his cash through fees upon fees amused me enough so that I felt like it was worth my time. Thanks, vk. You made a real ass out of yourself! lol.... faggot_vk: hi sir...

Some of these morons are such pushovers...  You just gotta laugh at them.  And this 100 came after another faggot earlier tonight who said he owes me $20 for every cock he sucks.  LOL.  He sent $20, plus another $20 for the cock he's planning to suck tomorrow.  LOL.  Too funny. IM Apr 16, 2012 9:57:52 PM 9:51:04 PM faggot_aa: hello sir ...

This faggot is in a downward spiral, and I love it.  All he does is go on and on about how he wants to be degraded, humiliated, used, abused, and to be the best ass-licking whore in the world.  We're now working on getting him into some porn movies - degrading porn movies, of course.   He also loves the idea of guys on this site reading about him and laughing at him.  We may need to set up a group rape at some point.  He craves humiliation so badly, I don't think he'd be able to say no. I'm go...

The loser can't seem to get enough negative attention from me.  This time it was 40 bucks to insult the faggot and watch him cry on Facetime for a few minutes.  I hung up on him just as he was reaching for a tissue.  LOL. 

This time, the faggot got on his webcam and showed off his "talent" of eating used condoms.  He actually bought some used condoms from a straight guy last night, and he was just dying to eat them in front of me.  I thought I was going to puke while I was watching the cocksucker perform his little act.  It was truly disgusting. The faggot has an intense need to be recognized as a depraved whore, so in that respect, I guess you could say I'm doing a good deed by giving him the kind of attention h...

The asslicking slut from NYC needed more "therapy" from me.  And get this - he actually stopped seeing his real therapist so he could give the money to me!  HA HA HA.  He said I give him better "therapy" than his actual therapist.  No wonder the faggot was in therapy!  LOL.  I'm hoping that he'll go completely koo koo eventually and wind up living in a rubber room.  I should have him sign all of his belongings over to me while he's locked up.  lol... Anyway, at first, I took $180 for giving the...

The faggot can't get enough abuse, I guess.  $60 last night, 90 earlier tonight, and then 180 to finish the night off - or should I say - finish HIM off.  haha...  $330 just to talk to the idiot and listen to his disgusting fantasies.   Works for me.   The cocksucker asked me to post this ad that he placed on Craigslist earlier tonight.  He wants everybody to know that he's available to lick anyone's asshole in New York City and eat their cum.  I think he's proud of it - for some putrid reason...

I've lost of track of how much I've taken from this sick, NYC faggot over the last three months, but it's probably somewhere around $800. Here's my latest exchange with him. subscum: SIR i need more therapy SIR me: More? Jesus, you are really a fuck-up, aren't you... Alright, send your payment and we'll talk. subscum: ok SIR...

The faggot is out of cash, so I'm creating an Accounts Receivable account for the loser.  He owes me 10 for this five-minute chat. faggot_RB: thank YOU SIR, I will buy it all from YOU on Thursday humiliatingyou: Works for me, moron. faggot_RB: yes, I wanna submit total to YOU humiliatingyou: And I want to make you look like a jackass. It's a match made in heaven. faggot_RB: I m just a jackass Sir humiliatingyou: LOL humiliatingyou: A jackass with no money. How pitiful. faggot_RB: I know, its j...

Most of our talk was over the phone, but here's the IM part of it. faggot_DM: HI SIR humiliatingyou: Hey idiot. faggot_DM: I APOLOGIZE IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SIR humiliatingyou: I knew you'd come back eventually. humiliatingyou: You need it. faggot_DM: well i am a loser SIR humiliatingyou: Ha. Yeah, everybody knows that. But you still need to hear it regularly. faggot_DM: the only reason i have not spoken earlier is i had a back flare up which was pailful... but it is giong away SIR faggot_DM: pai...

faggot_RB: that payment was sent SIR humiliatingyou: Ha. Nice, dipshit. faggot_RB: dont hesitate use and/or share me whenever YOU want, I just got home with a friend, he is going to fuck me and than i m ready to serve SIR humiliatingyou: So you're basically just an ATM and a fuckhole today, huh? faggot_RB: not only today, but yea, thats me humiliatingyou: LOL. Great. Then send another 20, moron. faggot_RB: yes SIR, going to send as I m ready, give me some few minutes to open my hole humiliatingy...

humiliatingyou: Fucked up? faggot_RB: yea slamming now humiliatingyou: Nice. Wanna show me what happens when you get this way? faggot_RB: of course, thats why i m online, to be raped by real gods ssir humiliatingyou: Send something to my PayPal account: [email protected] faggot_RB: yes SIR humiliatingyou: I fuckin love seeing faggot_RBs fuck themselves like that. faggot_RB: yea, thats bcs we are just only shits for ALPHAGODSUPERIORS like YOU MASTERGOD, going to pay to YOU GOD, thank YOU SIR humiliat...