Here's my latest chat with faggot_dm. Usually he spends his time (and money) talking about all of the assholes he's licked. Recently, he tried a new sex act. It didn't work out so well for him. LOL
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faggot_dm: hi SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Hey stupid! I wondered what happened to you.
faggot_dm: i got crazy busy at work, and then my urge to be a loser got too strong again SIR so i am "back to my tricks " SIR
AndYouLookStupid: lol... You couldn't stay away from loserville for too long, could you...
faggot_dm: it has been many months, but it crept up on my again last week and i started posting ads on craigslist again… and one thing lead to another SIR
AndYouLookStupid: lol... Too funny. Has many assholes has your tongue been in lately?
faggot_dm: not very many actually SIR, mostly was posting ads for used condoms SIR, although you know i love a nice asshole SIR
AndYouLookStupid: haha... Yeah, I do know that. I bet you get hard just from the taste of latex.
faggot_dm: i get crazy just to suck all the juice out of them SIR as i am sure you recall!
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah. I remember that queasy feeling I got watching you.
faggot_dm: understandable as i am gross SIR
AndYouLookStupid: lol... At least you know it. What's the saying? Know thyself.
subscum35: sometimes the hardest decision I have is "do i need to lick asshole, or do i need to eat cum?" SIR
AndYouLookStupid: I'm sure that's all your brain was designed for.
faggot_dm: oh yes i am well aware of my own lowness SIR. i compete with myself for the lowest position possible it feels like
faggot_dm: always trying to out do myself...
AndYouLookStupid: Keep trying, faggot. I know you can make it.
faggot_dm: i always just tell myself "quantity over quality" SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Good philosophy, douchebag.
AndYouLookStupid: That's how I thought of your payments to me.
AndYouLookStupid: And in the number of insults I gave you.
faggot_dm: i also took some time "away" becuase i had a little accident while trying to expand my pervy repetoire SIR...
AndYouLookStupid: lol... uh oh
AndYouLookStupid: Did you rip your asshole?
faggot_dm: i had been working on stretching my asshole so that i could learn to use that as well, and not just be orally inclined….
AndYouLookStupid: LOL
faggot_dm: well basically yes-- becuase i tried to let double penetration occur before i was ready for it SIR
AndYouLookStupid: ROFL!
AndYouLookStupid: That's rich!
faggot_dm: but it is healed now SIR
AndYouLookStupid: What a typical faggot accident! lol
faggot_dm: this couple really wanted me to do it, and i wanted to make them happy…. the first one went in fine, the second one as soon as he popped it in….. yikes! SIR
AndYouLookStupid: LOL!
AndYouLookStupid: Too funny!
AndYouLookStupid: Did you scream?
faggot_dm: no it was just a weird feeling, and i knew something had gone wrong, but it was not until we were done that i really realized what it was SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Just classic.
AndYouLookStupid: Did you have to have surgery on your asshole?
faggot_dm: so went to the Dr. the next day--- and hilariously told him how it happened SIR-- no it healed on its own
faggot_dm: just could not "use " it for about 4 months SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Hilariously? Really? You were laughing?
faggot_dm: i was actually
AndYouLookStupid: Was the doctor laughing at you?
faggot_dm: probably if he was picturing it happening
AndYouLookStupid: I'm sure he was inside.
AndYouLookStupid: Is he straight?
faggot_dm: i am not sure-- very gay friendly at least
AndYouLookStupid: That's a great story. Love it.
faggot_dm: i could write a book "how i broke my asshole"
AndYouLookStupid: LOL!
AndYouLookStupid: Yeah. Subtitle: "A Love Story"
faggot_dm: i am annoyed becuase i liked the feeling of having my hole used, and now i am back to "square one" so to speak
AndYouLookStupid: Can't wait for the movie version!
AndYouLookStupid: I want to hear more about this, but you need to send me a gift.
AndYouLookStupid: It's been too long. Way too long.
faggot_dm: will you be around this eve? i need to run out and do some stuff soon, but will be around this eve…. or would you prefer a quick gift/chat now SIR?
AndYouLookStupid: Now, faggot.
faggot_dm: so i will get a little therapy as well SIR?
AndYouLookStupid: It's always therapeutic when you talk to me, homo.
AndYouLookStupid: And since I've already spent this much time chatting with you, you better double the rate to start with.
faggot_dm: remind me your email i send it to SIR, and the rate?
AndYouLookStupid: Send it to: [email protected]
AndYouLookStupid: Usual rate: $20/10 minutes
AndYouLookStupid: So make it 40 for the first call.
AndYouLookStupid: Do you use Skype?
faggot_dm: i have skype yes SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Good. I won't have to hold my iPhone to look at your homely face.
faggot_dm: sent SIR
AndYouLookStupid: Alright. Call me: xxx-xxx-xxxx.
faggot_dm: yes SIR