If you found yourself feeling bad for Chifag, I urge you not to waste the energy. He lives to be useful and always gets exactly what he wants. Having already drained $2,600 in the span of a few days, he had the opportunity to turn away. Instead he presented himself again, seeking even more.
“Any ideas for my Paypal Credit?” the faggot asked the night after I took $1,600.
“I can get back to contemplating that. Of course what you have available is fucking difficult to use.”
I’d looked up a list of retailers that accepted Paypal Credit and noted that several had wish lists that functioned like Amazon’s. Of course, there’s barely anything on my Amazon list–going on $20,000 in purchases makes it increasingly difficult to stock. I decided I should aim for a big ticket item, something that would take a nice chunk out of Chifag’s available Paypal Credit in one blow. That’s when I settled on a new phone and sent the loser a link.
“Link to an $800 phone. Omg.”
“Right,” I acknowledged.
“Fuck. Let me try. Fuck.”
A few minutes later, Chifag reported that he thought the transaction went through.
“Get a confirmation?” I asked.
He forwarded the message from Best Buy.
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“I just made the final payment on my cell phone after 2 and ½ years,” Chifag noted.
Now he can spend another two years making payments on mine.
“I bet some queer you were driving into debt when you were 18 is still paying some of that debt,” Chifag fantasized. “When he’s done he’ll be back for more.”
Don’t doubt that the faggot pays his debt down precisely so that he can run it back up. You’ve seen the proof over and over again.
“Just like this one,” I observed. “You wish you could have been paying me way back then.”
“Fuck yeah I do!” the faggot agreed. “18 with massive god cock and with a natural ability to use fags. I know how hard it gets when fags are getting fucked over.”
“Now that I’m available it’s easy. Lines of faggots wanting their wallets emptied.”
“Omg I don’t doubt it. Story of your life. This is the hardest my clit dick has been in years.”
I don’t think it stayed that way much longer. Chifag soon scampered away, presumably after experiencing one of the most profound orgasms of his life. Counting my new S8+, he’d drained close to $3,500 for the week.
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I’d say this phone is second only to the Macbook Pro purchased by HopelesslyOwned as best tribute ever received. That’s not because of its price but instead because of its utility: I’ll carry it around every single day, using it both for my own pleasure and for “business,” interacting with other cash slaves and taking better quality pictures for this blog.
I won’t think about Chifag every time I look at my phone, no, but occasionally when I pull it out of my pocket and see my reflection in the glossy black glass, I’ll recall Chifag looking at me as he ordered it, his elation when the transaction with his Paypal Credit processed successfully.
He can feel honored and useful every time I post a new picture or mention draining a slave on the go, as I did last night. Two days with this phone and I’ve already taken a few hundred bucks with it.
Tens of thousands more to come. Good job, Chifag.