by on January 1, 2013
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You pathetic fucked up homos have a habit of degrading and abusing yourselves even while answering simple questions; questions that have nothing to do with how low and inferior you are.  Even before a Master has contact with you, you post stupid, embarrassing (and hilarious) shit to draw attention to yourselves for more abuse.  You just can't fucking resist,  yet it really takes away the entertainment value that I get out of inflicting all the abuse on you myself.  You're not even making other masters work for it. *lol*  What does that say about what total scum you really are? There's only one solution to this problem.  You have to get it out of your system.  In doing so, you sink even lower, get fucked over and screwed out of cash in yet another one of my faggot-destroying schemes.  Here's how, and I'm putting every fag on the spot with this challenge:


If you're not borderline retarded you should be able to do this (that does automatically rule a few of you out).  Write a 500+  word essay on what a totally useless trashy piece of shit faggot cunt inferior you really are and always have been, and why.  The reasons are going to be different for each inferior.  You'll finally be able to get it all out, and once you have, you'll be ready to take real abuse without being so restless and dramatic.  While writing, make sure to clearly outline your thesis statement and supporting body paragraphs, and when you're done have one of your loser friends personally proofread the essay.  Not only can they point out the spelling errors that you're going to make (which will cost you), but they will also ensure that you've written it honestly .  They may also point out flaws that you've missed, or let you know if you're dishonestly giving yourself too much credit (e.g.  by referring to yourself as trash with a smaller t instead of a capital T).


Some of you will need to go over the 500 words to really paint an accurate picture, and thats why you're so lucky that there's no limit.  The only limit being your paypal of course, because you will be charged a fee per word (usually less than a dollar per word).  So if your paypal is a bit low, you won't be able to go into as much detail (e.g. you might have to leave out one or two of your urinal cleaning stories). This way you're being totally true to yourself, coming clean, paying for your pathetic existence, being humiliated for my amusement, getting fucked over in a personal way, AND you'll finally stop trying to take away the fun I have treating you like shit myself.  With any luck, if you understand the assignment and it has the desired effect, you'll stop doing shit like this:


*chat session example*


[fagslave] hello master im an idiot


[Me] I know that faggot, what do you want?


[fagslave] sir this stupid fag freak just wanted to say hi SIR I hope ur day is good


*LOL* Seriously !


Get to work on your essays inferiors, and stop getting in the way of receiving real abuse, where it's meant to come from - Me, not you.  When you're done, send it to Me and I will review it, tax you, and then start destroying you with my own abuse now that we've gotten rid of yours !


                         

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