It's unreal how many of you fags window-shop for jack-off material on here 24/7. No wonder you're all so fucked in the head; it's as if you can barely function without feeding your disgusting obsessions, and constantly letting your attention-seeking desperation get the better of you, and craving brutal punishment at all times. Always peeking, reading, staring at pics. Wondering what it would be like to serve, wishing. I keep seeing the same weak inferiors staring at Me on here over and over again. I'm not going to name names, you know who you are. Some of you have even managed to message me and be lucky enough to have some chat time. But, you all eventually come clean and admit your sick depraved pleasures and what lowly scum you really are. And that leads me to this ranking system - this is where you all fit in. No matter how unique you think you are, I've seen it all before. Do you not realize that the slave supply is endless? Do you really think you have any sigificance whatsoever unless you've proven your loyalty and usefulness? It's hilarious to me how many fags have these illusions. You belong in one of these groups. All of you.
1) Spiteful, dimwitted piece of shit scammer: You have it out for masters, you have this pathetic drive to somehow even the score. Maybe you're mad that you could never cut it as a master. Maybe you got cleaned out too hard and got in over your head. Now, scamming is all you have left. That, and the sad little stick between your legs. Too bad you're not even smart enough to scam as well as you feel you need to. Yet you think you're clever and that no one is going to catch up with your bullshit. You're the type of faggot who's lowlife games all come to an end when you get hacked and exposed by force. And you fucking have it coming. You deserve everything you get. Burn in hell, and burn brightly.
2) Banal, cock-fapping shifty lowlife: No aspects of your personality are even remotely interesting, and all your relationships are failures. You're not above doing or saying anything to get your pathetic stick off. You don't take anything in this scene seriously. The concepts of actual service, being a legit slave, having ANY kind of credibility whatsoever are totally beyond you. You don't even know what legitimacy means, forget ever being able to experience it. You never look further than the next eye-candy dom who you wont even bother to get to know, much less show the proper respect. If you get the feeling he is stupid enough to let you get your disgusting fagstick off, you dont give a shit - you'll go for it. The sad part is, you'll never feel what real legit slaves feel - having an honored place at the feet of their master. Being one of the blessed few who are useful to a real superior. Your life is shit and you have no friends, and no one would ever hook up with you. So, you go online and resort to this type of appalling behavior. Just cut to the chase and hang yourself. No one will miss you.
3) The ones who know and feel what they truly are: You've got potential, and you've finally admitted it to yourself. Sure, you might feel alot of shame and it can be demeaning for you personally to admit that you really are that weak and lame, and that as a result you're only going to get so far in life. It's a sad shock to you to realize that as a grown adult you can barely manage your own affairs and that you really need the structure a master can provide for you. But, you eventually come to terms with it and enjoy the cash rapes that go along with it, because you know that money doesnt really belong to you anyway. The dirty parts of you adore the control and deprivation a true superior inflicts on you. It takes a while for you to come out of your shell. You might bait some masters in the process and have a hard time actually just submitting and you might live on the edge for a while, almost serving. But not quite. Masters might find you frustrating - many would call you a faker. But, you do want to submit, badly. It's just hard for you to just fucking do it already - but, the right master will find you, and crack you open. Which is just the thing you need.
4) Honest, legit, & specific: You're well past the stage where you dip your toe in the water. You're a fucking ridiculous, depraved disgusting flaming faggot whore, and you fucking know it too. You know exactly what you need from a master and you wont stop looking till you find it. While you're looking, you might pay some masters here and there who show promise and then disappear after they turn out to be less than you thought they'd be. You find that you have specific fetishes and that you need a master to exhibit specific qualities, so that you feel truly fucked over, and in the hottest possible way. You want to find THAT guy, the one you want to worship endlessly and really fucking mean what you say. You want to feel his effect on your life in a very real sense. You really want to be motivated by him to earn and do more so that he can get more from you. And you sincerely want that - to the point where you might spend weeks or months looking for that master. You do actually understand loyalty and want to enjoy its benefits. You desperately want to prove that you're legitimate and can be regarded as a useful slave. But, you wont be taken in by lame tactics. You really do want to feel your masters power and believe in it - as a result, you might pass alot of masters over before you settle on one who can truly make the best use of you and fulfill that potential.
5) Ever-present, chatty, but repeatedly useless: You love the idea of this scene but you're not really prepared to enjoy all of what it has to offer. You know you're missing out by not serving, but part of you is OK with that. You love to worship anyone who will listen to you, you "like" pictures all the time, jump into drama and throw your .02 cents in every chance you get, comment when your opinion isnt asked for, hover in chatrooms and lay out the bait, endlessly disappoint, and generally just hang around like part of the furniture. You just sit there and watch everything go by - many people look at you and wonder why you even bother. Where does it lead? Whats the point if you're never gonna do anything substantial for a master? But, you dont think about that shit. You wait with baited breath for the hot masters you have chosen as your favorites to upload more pictures that you can "like" while fapping. And that's it.
6) European sock-fag teamviewer addicts: Need I say more? Yes, you're in a class all your own. No, I probably wont sell you my socks for you to sniff on cam if youre too fucking broke to afford the shipping. No, I'm not going into teamviewer for you or anyone who looks like you, unless you cough up a percentage of that cash up front. No, I wont show you my feet on cam either, even if you offer to worship me in bad english or promise to pay me tomorrow. Go fuck yourself. Prove that you have cash, read a fucking book so you can talk to me properly, get your shit together, and then maybe you might have a chance at my stinky socks.
7) Popper fags with sharpie markers: You just love getting all high and fucked up. God you need ruin. You need total fucking destruction. You're on the edge all the time, wanting to plunge into more and more ruin, sinking down the rabbit hole and really getting headfucked. It's even more potent when you're high, isnt it? And having to write on yourself with permanent marker is just classic. In general though, you cant ever be trusted as a legit fag - you're usually a student, broke, full of excuses, stalling, bullshit, whatever. A percentage of you are scammers and are hoping you can get at least halfway through your show before you'll be expected to $erve. When the moment comes where you realize that no one cares more about your exhibitionism than you, and that you have to prove yourself just like every other slave does, that's when a master might take you on and participate in your destruction. Until then, keep adding to your popper collection. And get some different colored sharpies besides black for fuck sakes.
8) Why wont anyone call me on the phone?: Because you're an idiot fucktard, thats why. And you have to earn your abuse. Quit spamming your number everywhere expecting abusive phone calls. Have you seen niteflirt? Have you seen all the sick fucking losers who legitimately pay for their phone abuse? Get a clue faggot.
9) Hack-A-Faggot : You want people fucking up your PC and dropping keyloggers and viruses on there, destroying it and making life hard for you. While this is fun to do, its also work. No master is going to sit there and get any satisfaction whatsoever at hacking you a) for nothing b) because you beg for it. It's more fun to fuck up your PC in unexpected ways. Quit trying to take away the entertainment value and you might get somewhere.
10) Don't! (oh god please do) - the exposition faggot - This fag goes in two groups. The useless lowlife pieces of shit who sit in teamviewer with all their personal information conveniently typed out in an obvious document that they really hope (but not really) you dont look at and copy. They flirt with the idea of being destroyed publicly. Sitting there fapping their fagsticks while knowingly being unsure of whether their info has been taken. The danger of possibly being exposed is ever-present. You make excuses when its time to pay, but keep talking about how badly you wished a master hadnt seen that info that you put there deliberately. LOL. Seriously. What the fuck. Look at yourself. The fags in the other group, are the ones who are forward about their exposition and beg for it, pay for it, and witness it online and have to deal with the unexpected consequences. You fags might be the most fucked-up freakass homos out there, wearing ill-fitting obscene x-dressing outfits, eating shit, fucking yourselves with toys, etc - which is enough to make any real person lose their lunch. But at least you're honest - I'll give you that.
This is pretty much it - I havent mentioned the fags who are into specific fetishes like leather, life control, being budgeted, diapers, toys, gloves, sneakers, etc. Those fags fall into the honest, legit and specific category. The point is, I see right through you - all of you. The jury is out on whether or not masters should care what their slaves want - my answer to that is that it depends on the situation. A slave should be able to "interview" a master and ask Him questions in order to determine compatibility. Many honest paying slaves never get a chance to actually submit, even though they can and will pay - because they are inundated with instant demands for cash from every master they contact. There's a fine line between letting a slave figure out what they can expect from you, and having your time wasted. For all the homos reading this, remember that we are always ten steps ahead of you.