by on November 27, 2012
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Ok I can't hold this in anymore it's too funny not to share.  This one is a self-assessment checklist for Masters - answer honestly, you know who you are.  This is just some of the shit I've seen people do..if you do this type of shit...setting the bar a little higher definitely wont hurt:


1) Photoshopping paypal screens to make it look like you get more fagcash than you actually do - if you spent half as much time actually legitimately taking fag's money and putting it where it really belongs as you did hobbling together a crappy photoshop jpg... well, that just answers itself. Come on guys - its lame, its obvious, and if you have to do that...


2) Running a yahoo group that you never actually post anything in by yourself - come on guys, fags want to hear from you, not your slave representative(s). Write something, and in good english for christ's sake! And if your writing sucks, get a faggot who's good at editing to fix it up for you! It's not just cash, slaves can be used for EVERYTHING.


3) If a slave's english is better than yours, how do you expect to dominate it properly, besides hoping you can hypnotize it with muscle? ("no merci for looser quiers" just kinda...doesn't work that well.


4) Posting pics of wads of cash in your profile, that are so obviously from google images that no slave is going to believe they are yours


5) Calling every fag who hasnt paid you in the first 2 minutes a fake


6) Actually sitting there waiting for fags to add you, respond to your comments, or getting mad if they express interest and then disappear. You'll be waiting a long time lol...have you considered how nice it can be to just get rid of a slave if its too annoying, even if it does pay? Some slaves just literally arent worth it *lol*


7) Having the chance to punch a fagslave in the face and not taking it....


8) Actually expecting fags to have any credibility whatsoever or do any of the things they volunteer to do (forcing them is alot more fun, but putting them on the same level as real people who's word actually means something.... big mistake. It has to be proven, and they love proving it - they know they have no choice if they want to get anywhere. They know they have no options - dont start giving them any...


9) Expecting every slave to worship you because you went to jail or were in the military - this too is a niche and only a certain percentage of slaves are going to be into that.  You can't use that approach with everyone - be prepared to show these freaks other sides of your personality;  part of being superior means being awesome and hot in lots of ways.


This is just some of the things I've seen...with each mistake made by a master, a dollar is kept by a fag that she spends on lipstick, or to buy soiled underwear from a vending machine, sex toys, donating to democratic causes, buying barbra streisand records from the 60s, or eating the type of food meant for real people. You can't let that happen - for the public good, they must all be drained, early and often.

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